THE MORE TURNBULL TALKS, THE MORE HE SINKS | Daily Telegraph

Bernie

I’m as crook as a dog at the moment with some bug.

Whisky.

Is there nothing this fabled, fanciful fluid cannot cure?

I think not.

As to timing, all I can do is quote John Wayne, from one of his cowboy movies: “I haven’t had a drink since breakfast!”.

Or Johnny Cash from “Sunday Morning Coming Down”: “Well, the beer I had for breakfast wasn’t bad, so I had one more for dessert”.

Which would have to be one of the best lines ever written as a lyric.

Source: THE MORE TURNBULL TALKS, THE MORE HE SINKS | Daily Telegraph

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